life is so hard but your butt is so soft
baekhyun/jongdae, nc-17, pwp
dicksucking is the new red bull.

dear emily, #itried :( happy birthday! ♥

( Besides, Baekhyun works hard, plays hard and punches nerves in the gut - just perfect for how Jongdae’s feeling, too. )

13 kisses! still working hard at this whole writing funk thing

can you hear this song
pg-13, inspired by this | ( chenyeol )

did you clean your pants with windex, 'cause i can see myself in them
chanyeol/jongin, nc-17, porn... fluff?
so jongin spends about half his time laughing at chanyeol, but that's okay because he makes up for it in other ways. sequel to my neighbour monggu, but you don't really have to read that ( Read more... )

skip shot
chanyeol/jongin, nc-17, porn
chanyeol is a cocky motherfucker. jongin is eager to please. (hs water polo au) pwp

ha ha ha worst au ever. thanks to this pic, and potaoto: "i just want jongin to moan 'chanyeol senpai'" or smth to that effect.

( Jongin says it with no hesitance, no shame and it’s everything Chanyeol hadn’t known he wanted. )

i'll show you unsexy
woobin/jongsuk, nc-17, porn
gratuitous pwp, idek what fandom this is lmao. as always bc of potaoto.

( The afterparty for School 2013 is over, Woobin is very slightly tipsy and Jongsuk is horny, because Woobin is in a suit, )

there are 265 bones in the human body (would you like one more?)
jongin/kyungsoo, nc-17, porn
lazy sunday mornings in bed.

....i have no excuse either. only completed bc youniqorn is the qtest cheerleader ever ;w;

( Jongin is asleep, his shallow breaths tickling the side of Kyungsoo’s neck )

화
jongin/kyungsoo, nc-17, smut
...jongin is horny.

i have no excuse. for badwolf_x and hotarumyst, happy birthday ♥

( Jongin’s hold on him has gotten his left hand pinned against his side. )

you gave a kick i gave a slap
hajin/kyungjong, do-il/wookyung, pg, fluff
same old, same old.

( Kyungjong choke-snorts in an attempt to hide laughter, and receives a slap on the head. )

for drawingintheair, thank you for the handholding ♥

nothing sober
woohyun/sunggyu, nc-17, smut, crack, 765w
woohyun makes great logical analyses when he's drunk.

( Woohyun doesn’t understand why Sunggyu keeps rubbing his face into Woohyun’s shirt. )

all for moonfox35, happy birthday bb! i hope you have a great time~ i'm sorry none of these are really porn, but this is the best i can do so i get these to you before you wake up ♥

makeshift bandaid
hangeng/heechul, r, angst

( Han Geng doesn’t say anything, just keeps his hand cupped round the back of Heechul’s neck )